An Evan Boydstun Staple

Total Pull-Up Count: 5800

A lot of people love to chirp about my diet. I get it, 15 chicken wings a night isn’t for everyone BUT it works for me. So, I would love to publicly state that I could seriously live off of this meal right here (don’t twist my arm, I might just do that for the rest of this challenge).

Skies out thighs out. Not pictured: Zyn 6mg Spearmint, a “breakfast of champions” if you will.

Yeah yeah my insides would absolutely hate me and I’d be burning the candle from both ends (which I’ve been doing for years) BUT the inner fat kid in me gets his itch scratched with a Bang and Quest cookie. 2 of my favorite things in sorta healthy-ish (more like a science experiment, I have no idea what the hell is in these) form.