Absolutely ZERO Willpower.

Total Pull-Up Count: 15,500

We had a cookie/baked good competition at work today and naturally, I didn’t bake anything (I’m a consumer, what do you expect?). However, my expertise were used to judge the cookies (no one asked me to judge, I just took the liberty to eat everyone’s cookies). I’m proud to announce that everybody that participated won! 14 cookies, 2 cupcakes, a slice of red velvet cake, and a BBQ rib (not sure that how factored in, but still ate it) later, and I feel absolutely no shame.