Evan Boydstun at the Spartan Race

Total Pull-Up Count: 16,800

5 Kilometers (3.1 U.S. Miles), 20 Obstacles (20 U.S. Obstacles, the conversion is the same). I haven’t ran the mile since P.E. back in high school, but I figured I do enough HIIT cardio and listen to plenty of podcasts with Ultra Marathon runners, that I thought I would dominate this Spartan Race. I actually didn’t do too bad. For Males 25-29 (U.S. Males, conversion is the same, I think), I actually placed 12th overall.
Now I’m hooked, I caught the elite race bug. You know that guy that’s a douche that probably drives a lifted Jeep and nonstop talks about CrossFit and his next Spartan Race? I’m going to make sure I become him.
Anyways, after the race, I came home to shower because I smelled like butthole and realized I needed to knock out my pull-ups. I went back to the gym and did 300 pull-ups in 26 minutes. It’s really bizarre what you can force your body to do when you have control over the mental aspect. We’re way too soft nowadays.

Evan Boydstun

Evan Boydstun

Sleazeball McGee

Total Pull-Up Count: 6,400

Total Used Cars Sold: More Than You. Just look at how sleazy salesman I was (maybe currently too?) 3 years ago.

Evan Boydstun

Evan Boydstun

This picture popped up on my Timehop yesterday and I can’t believe people let me walk outside looking like that. Definitely a product of the time because Tuesday was Taco Tuesday, Wednesday was Dollar Beers, Thursday was Thirsty Thursday, Friday was obviously Friday, Saturday was a big day/night, and Sunday was Sunday Funday. We somehow squeezed in debauchery on Monday as well, any chance we could. But good lord the surface area of my face was always inflated and I look like a knock-off version of my current self (a bargain brand, if you will).
Looking back, wouldn’t have changed a thing.