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Good god I can’t wait to get back outside. Notice how this shot doesn’t show my legs. They’re tiny.. and in quarantine, they’re looking more and more like Spongebob’s legs.

Evan Boydstun Spartan Race

Total Pull-Up Count: 17,900

Good god I have a massive chin. I really hope that thing stops growing.

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Evan Boydstun at the Spartan Race

Total Pull-Up Count: 16,800

5 Kilometers (3.1 U.S. Miles), 20 Obstacles (20 U.S. Obstacles, the conversion is the same). I haven’t ran the mile since P.E. back in high school, but I figured I do enough HIIT cardio and listen to plenty of podcasts with Ultra Marathon runners, that I thought I would dominate this Spartan Race. I actually didn’t do too bad. For Males 25-29 (U.S. Males, conversion is the same, I think), I actually placed 12th overall.
Now I’m hooked, I caught the elite race bug. You know that guy that’s a douche that probably drives a lifted Jeep and nonstop talks about CrossFit and his next Spartan Race? I’m going to make sure I become him.
Anyways, after the race, I came home to shower because I smelled like butthole and realized I needed to knock out my pull-ups. I went back to the gym and did 300 pull-ups in 26 minutes. It’s really bizarre what you can force your body to do when you have control over the mental aspect. We’re way too soft nowadays.

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